OOC: OH NOES

[quitehomoerotic]

Important news, guys, it looks like the UK might be in danger from aliens.

The Ministry of Defence have closed down their UFO research branch

Says the article...

An MoD statement on the matter is a little more expansive. It says: "The MoD has no opinion on the existence or otherwise of extra-terrestrial life. However, in over 50 years, no UFO report has revealed any evidence of a potential threat to the United Kingdom."

And the MOD statement in full

HAVE THEY NEVER WATCHED DOCTOR WHO OR TORCHWOOD?

Personally, I think this is to cover up for the fiascos of the last few years like that ship we had fly into Big Ben, that thing we had in the sky and that big old Christmas star. And what're those robot things with the plungers that were around? Not to mention that incident with all the children stopping!

The UK needs Torchwood now more than ever! Better put ourselves on mauve alert!

ooc: yes I am evidently in a very odd little mood, but I saw this article and I couldn't not post it. I was so very amused by it.

Comments

[rude-not-ginger.livejournal.com]

SLITHEEN.

I'm telling you.

[quitehomoerotic.livejournal.com]

EXACTLY!

Someone needs to put their foot down and save us all before it's too late. I mean, it's less than two weeks til Christmas. That HAS to be a bad sign. We all know that's the aliens favourite time to come.

[flydalenorth.livejournal.com]

I certainly would never have let this happen.

[quitehomoerotic.livejournal.com]

HARRIET JONES FORMER PRIME MINISTER!

[flydalenorth.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know who I am.

[quitehomoerotic.livejournal.com]

You just made me laugh really quite loud.

[best-served-hot.livejournal.com]

...They do realize how close to Christmas it is, right?